norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

justlikedisney:

loriarty:

wreck-it-rogers:

The fact that Robert Downey Jr. is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.

Not only that, but he’s also trying to negotiate having his pay LOWERED so that they could get more.

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bangaraanged:

reekswrath:

highigor:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?

oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing

oh my gosh it’s adorable!

Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash

Reblog that shit

this is weirdly hypnotic

shiny

probably the highest quality gif I’ve seen in a while

and it’s a snail

I thought snails would transform into butterflies

(Source: kelsidoeshair)

kissthelip5-betweenmyhip5:

farorescourage:

kitten-burrito:

mr-egbutt:

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.

But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.

Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.

For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.

Oh my, are you saying the young man in those gifs is actually you, oh…wow…

Whistles either way

fuCK IT JESUS LETS HAVE BABIES

(Source: incoherentchatter)

johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

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the pessimist and the optimist

boobsdontworkthatway:

SUBMISSION: Highschool of the Dead

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Okay. So let’s take this in parts.

  1. The completely impossible pose. It seems like she’s taking a step forward while falling, but somehow twisting that her butt points towards the left while her shoulders partially face front. And somehow, some way, those boobs are looking you right in the eyes.
  2. Butt to waist to boobs ratio. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
  3. Boobs Of Unusual Size (BOUS) magically spherical and all up on her neck, being held up by what seems to be a teeny spaghetti strap. Girl’s in serious need of a bra fitting.
  4. Her left boob looks like a PokeBall. Is anyone else seeing this?
  5. Her clothes are apparently being completely shredded simply by twisting, while remaining glued to her body. I don’t even.

More behind the cut- more bizarreness makes this slightly NSFW:

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